Ice Cheese follows the same track as my first book, Bologna Sandwich, Ballet Slippers, and Other B.S.  Not to be taken seriously, Ice Cheese may offend some people.  It might make you laugh, it might make you cry, and it might make you crap yourself.  Hopefully it will make you laugh.

After the publication of his first book, Bologna Sandwich, Ballet Slippers, and Other B.S., Q Dogg’s ego grew big.  His ego was bigger than an anorexic sumo wrestler.  With the success of BS, Q Dogg spent most of his money on drugs.  He popped more pills than a Chinese hooker.  In a drug-induced haze, Q Dogg managed to write another masterpiece: Ice Cheese.

Fictional Characters And Real People That You Never Hear About

Blue Balls the Pirate (Sex Machine)

Jack the Stripper (Ladies Man)

Salamander the Great (Great Lizard Conqueror)

King Henry rolled an eighth (Pot-head Ruler)

Sir Prance-a-lot (Gay Knight of the Round Table)

Rumplesacskin (VD Transmitter)

So Tight and the Seven Whores (A Virgin and Her Slutty Friends)

Hillbilly The Kid (Fastest Banjo in the West)

Rip Van Damme Winkle (Extremely Old Karate Master)

King Bong (Great Ape Stoner)

Teenage Mutant Stoner Turtles (Bongatelo, Weedanardo, Referael, Pipealangalo)

Dieter Goldstein (Jewish Nazi)

Sister Sherry Humpslot (Pregnant Nun)

Tom Jackson (Albino Nigga)

Righty Left (Right-handed Southpaw)