Elijah and Gary Wardell
Anybody who thinks the Bible is about faith needs to re-read it. The Bible is about contact.
The Old Testament stories have four parts:
- God contacts human beings.
- Human beings say no. I can not do what God is asking me to do. God get somebody else to do it.
- God says yes you can. I have faith in you.
- Human beings carry out God’s will.
The New Testament stories are about human being’s contact with Jesus. What the blind person did after gaining his/her sight is left out in the New Testament. What the disciples did after having contact with Jesus is left in.
God has faith in human beings is powerful. All the people who said no when God contacted them had a strong faith in God. When they heard God had faith in them they carried out God’s will.
God has faith in human beings will help people build houses that do not get water in the basement and do not have laky roofs. It will help human beings manufacture automobiles that do not leak oil. It will help everybody do things well. Human beings doing thing well is God’s Will.
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Our author, or typist as he likes to say, would sit for hours trying to prove he had faith and never doubted by casting a mountain into the sea (Matthew Chapter 21 Verse 21). When nothing happened, he would go away and weep.
He was ready to remove any part of his body that he thought caused him to sin. Sin has something to do with Sex and so you can guess which part of his body was in the most danger. Finally an angel saw him doing these things (trying to cast a mountain into the sea and thinking about removing a part of his body) and came for a closer look. This angel took his mind, not his body to see Elijah on a place called Gadolinium.
For ten years, he has been flipping back and forth between earth, where he does his typing, and Gadolinium, where he learns. This is his story; told by the Devil's angel or told by an angel of God. You decide.
Now he has his story to tell. His story is all of the following:
-What he thinks about
-What he now knows
-What he cares about.
He did not know how to write or spell so he could not tell his story. He went to his brother for help. His brother turned him down. His frustration with his brother became part of his story. His brother gave him a book: Grammar and Writing. Every time he did not understand something he read in the Grammar and Writing book, he called his brother and begged for help. Next he purchased Gram mat ik 5. Gram mat ik 5 does not teach grammar; it checks grammar.
Ask our author what the most important thing to learn in school is, and he will tell you: reading and writing. Do not get stuck at age forty with a story to tell and have to learn how to write from a Grammar book and have to beg for help in order to tell it.
Leviticus Chapter 19 Verse 18 and Matthew Chapter 19 Verse 19: You shall love your neighbor as yourself. Introduction.
On the outer edge of the universe, Suns the supreme being approached Hills the god responsible for watching the earth. She said, 'You are still watching from out here. I intended for my gods to interact with the human beings on earth. My gods would help each human being use their talents to do great things.'
Leviticus Chapter 26 Verse 12: And I will walk among you, and will be your god, and you shall be my people.
Suns continued talking to Hills, 'Look at what Gabriel is doing with the people who live on Gadolinium. Look at what Jehovah is doing on Yttrium. People love their neighbor as they love themselves. They do their jobs right. This prevents unhappiness. Having to work with someone who does not do their job right causes unhappiness on earth.
People make a paradise for themselves on Yttrium and on Gadolinium. Products are produced the way they ought to be. This prevents unhappiness. When human beings purchase products that are not made right on earth, they become very unhappy. The most important part of religion on Yttrium and on Gadolinium is doing your job right. Your neighbors are the people who purchase your products.'
Suns continued talking to Hills, 'Are you providing each human being on earth with the talents needed to get everything done?'
Hills said, 'Yes.'
Suns said, 'Gabriel has a purpose for every person who lives on Gadolinium. How well they fulfill their purpose is very important to him. The purpose to every person's life is pleasing Gabriel! Are you providing a purpose for everyone's life on earth?'
Hills said, 'Yes. The purpose of each human being's life is to love their neighbor as they love themselves. Human beings are to use their talents to do their job right. I gave some human beings the talents to build good houses. Other human beings were given the talents to assemble good automobiles. I gave some talent to everyone. As a group, human beings have the talents to make all products good.'
Suns said, 'Nevertheless, houses are not built right. Cars are not assembled right. Many products are not made right. Instead of helping the human beings on earth do all things well, you watch from up here.'
Hills said, 'Yes.'
Suns said, 'Why is this?'
Hills said, 'Stiff neck human beings live on earth. They have lost all contact with me. Human beings do not love their neighbors as themselves. They will not let me be their god, and will not be my people. I cannot walk among them.'
Rivers, an Angel who helps Hills, entered and said to both Hills and Suns, 'A little group of human beings has just committed suicide.'
Hills said, 'What group was it?'
Rivers said, 'The United States Supreme Court Justices.'
Suns said, 'I intended human beings and my gods to work together. Instead human beings are committing suicide.'
Hills said, 'The last time human beings were committing suicide Gabriel had a son with Mary the human being.'
Suns said to Hills, 'Do you want to have a son with a human female who lives on earth?'
Hills said, 'No.'
Rivers said, 'Everyone on Yttrium and Gadolinium remembers what happened to Gabriel's son.'
Hills said to Suns, 'He did get human beings to stop committing suicide. Do you think we can get Gabriel's son to go back to earth?'
Suns said to Hills, 'Send Rivers to Gadolinium. Have him ask Gabriel's son to come over here, please.'
Suns said to Rivers, 'Before you go, Amaterasuomi-kami allowed his human beings to commit seppuku.'
Hills said, 'Amaterasuomi-kami's human beings are Shinto.'
Rivers and Gabriel's son returned to the edge of the universe.
Suns said, 'Human beings are committing suicide on earth again. You convinced them to stop doing that once before. Would you go back to earth? See if you can get them to stop doing this again.'
Gabriel's son said, 'I am not leaving Gadolinium to go back to earth.'
Hills said, 'Is there a way to get a human being up here?'
