Q Dogg
NC-17 is the third, and finest, installment in my series of literature. Well, maybe not the finest, but it's still good. It's better than my first two anyway. I think my fourth book will better. Yeah, buy this one, and then in a few years, buy my next one.
My name is Q Dogg. It's not my real name. If you want to know why "Q Dogg", just buy this book and I'll tell you. If you don't want to know why, then just skip that page in the book. Carry on.
Oh just buy the stupid book!
