HAM The Fire Starter

The weather was dark and a mist of rain was floating through the air like fine silk sheets diaphanous and wispy when the government spook knocked on the door to the villa joined by his severe looking sidekick with her hair in such a tight bun her eyes bulged from her head. He said to the babysitter that he had to see the children but she said she would have to contact Lucas. The woman said “That’s not necessary we’re from the government and we’re here to help.” The babysitter said she was sorry but she had orders. The woman pushed passed her and as the man followed the children’s puppy lunged at the man’s arm nipping him. He laughed and said “Really, so you think you can dance huh?” kicking him out of his way he turned his back on the dog and followed the woman. The dog leaped through the air without making a sound and bit the man’s asshole right through his pants making a perfectly formed round hole in his pants and a similar looking wound up his anus. Blood began pouring from his rectum in bursts and pulses indicating an artery had been severed. The woman pulled a gun but the dog had her wrist in a death grip before she could get off a shot. Christian hearing the commotion had grabbed his sister and headed toward the sound. The woman was unsure of what to do to stem the bleeding rectum so she took a banana off the refrigerator and wrapped a red dishtowel around the end and shoved it up his anus or what was left of it, blood was still pumping from his ass into the air. Christian looked at Cece and said “Look Cece, the original flaming asshole.”